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I haven’t a clue what to write about for this issue and I'm not kidding either! So let’s just see where this leads! The reason I’m clueless as to a topic to write about is that my Deep Cavernous Mind has been all fogged up for a while now with seasonal allergies, the ongoing thogwart disease, insomnia and a summer cold when it’s still spring! Then the medications I’ve been prescribed are causing more fog and have turned me into an irritable and cranky ole crotchety bastard! Which of course the doctor didn’t warn me about until AFTER I already pissed off a few people!
Bad Snarp! Hahaha!
There is good news for those of you I may have already pissed off though, and for the ones I might piss off still, I’ll be off the irritation enhancement meds in about a week, then another week for them to leave my system, so in about two weeks I should be back to my normal irritability mode, which isn’t perhaps good either but irritation on steroids is much worse! At least then I won’t tell you to go to hell when you tell me to have a nice day!
Bad Snarp Bad!
On top of all that, I keep falling into the memory holes that are strewn about the Caverns! Every time I fall into one of those I lose the tactics that I used to get out of the last one I fell into because… well it’s a memory hole! For those of you who don’t know this, memory holes appear and disappear at random and never in the same place or time, except for one…
The one memory hole that seems to appear in the same place, but not the same time for me[/ezcol_1half]
is the one that appears when I meet someone, shake hands with them, and they tell me their name, but as soon as I let go of their hand, I've already forgotten it! Then comes the awkward moment when the conversation is over and they say “Ok, it was nice meeting you Snarp” and stand there glaring at me waiting for me to acknowledge them in return! Sheesh!
“It was nice meeting you too, mumble-mumble-mumble!” I can tell by their eyes if they caught on that I’ve forgotten their name or not, but they’ll never know that I don’t remember the whole damn conversation either!
Hahaha! Bad Snarp!
Now with this heightened irritability comes heightened anxiety, which of course comes with heightened insomnia, which of course comes with heightened fatigue, which of course creates more memory holes, which of course comes with the inability to function, this of course maxes out the crankiness meter which of course maxes out the irritable meter! Then the whole cycle starts all over again! Sheesh!
There’s no telling what will take me into the ‘irritation on steroids zone’ right now, but if you push the magic irritation button enough times you’ll find out! Hahaha!
Then YOU'LL be saying; “Bad Snarp!”
Hahaha!
~Snarp
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