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[ezcol_1half]_{When someone tells me that they are in my debt, my first thoughts are… “Well get the hell out of there, it is forbidden to be in any part of me in any manner!” – Snarp Farkle}

As I have said before, not everyone see’s Thanksgiving as a time to be thankful! It’s really a shame, I’m not kidding either! So I dug deep to find something that anyone can be thankful for no matter what kind of life they live, or what stupid hideous things that have happened since last Thanksgiving, and I found one thing that fit’s the order, the perfect solution!

Everyone can be thankful that they are not a Dung Beetle! Many dung beetles are noted for rolling dung (poop) into spherical balls, which are used as a food source and/or brooding chambers. Which means they not only eat poop they roll their babies in poop and feed poop to them as well! Other dung beetles bury the poop wherever they find it. A third group neither rolls nor buries poop, they just simply live in poop.

Or if you’d rather have something a little more pleasant to be thankful for, be thankful for cleavage! I appreciate a well displayed cleavage and think I'm a pretty good judge of cleavage of all sizes! Proper cleavage appreciation isn’t imagining you're seeing the whole set of boob enchiladas; it’s more of how it’s presented, sort of like judging bunnies at a fair! Well sort of, I mean cleavage makes you think of something soft and cute like bunnies but I really wouldn’t want to see any furry cleavage that would be just wrong… really really wrong, like man cleavage wrong! [/ezcol_1half]

And if you try to show me your hairy man cleavage I will not hesitate to set them on fire!

Now I have been chastised for commenting on a woman’s cleavage before, which is really baffling! I mean if cleavage wasn’t meant to be seen then why do women show it? And if I see it I may comment on it depending on my mood but if I offend you by commenting on your cleavage then you’d better hide it from me is all I can say! You see, I figure that women don't care about cleavage because they all have boobs and they use those things to intimidate us by flashing them around and then not letting us near them. I’ll bet no other creature on earth protects boobs like a woman does!

Except for those women with the elongated chin slappers that you see on National Geographic documentaries, they don’t care if you stare at them while they hop and dance around giving themselves a bloody nose!

So this Thanksgiving if you can’t find anything else to be thankful for, be thankful that you’re not eating poop, rolling your babies in poop, feeding them poop, burying poop or living in poop, and not having a set of those hairy elongated chin slapper man boobs being exposed to you from across the table this Thanksgiving!

~Snarp
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