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Insanity is doing the same thing day after day, and then expecting to do the same thing again tomorrow! ~Snarp Farkle
There’s nothing quite like Camp Week, and if you emerge from camp week unscathed physically or mentally, then you just weren’t doing it right!
“Nothing as tragic as no more magic, so break the cage of the digital age, but only if you are content with where you went and you have a minute to listen to your inner rhythm and keep the flowers, but next time use less cologne, and just because it's all in the wrist, don’t even try to give me a twist, give me ambiguity or give me something else… like growlers of beer!”
That was as close as I could get in making a paragraph out of the puzzle of words found in the caps of some Magic Hat beer at camp last year!
This year I just helped with a 9 gazillion piece jigsaw puzzle that Olive Oyl brings every year. Jig saw puzzles seem to draw everyone in eventually, like flies to fly paper. Just have your “SnarpFarkle Triple-Dose-Anti-PMSer-Opiate-Spray” on hand in case Brutus walks out with 23 puzzle pieces stuck to his sweaty arms! If you don’t have your “Anti-PMSer-Opiate-Spray” with you, just drink more beer!
Here’s some Camp Rules you should be aware of if you ever end up at Camp Week.
DO NOT throw rocks at garbage eating bears! Brutus says that they don’t take too kindly to that… huh, I did not know that!
If you need to force a smelly drunken friend to take a shower, during camp week, it’s apparently okay to trip him on the path to the shower filleting his knees and elbows like a perch! If he complains about the pain make him drink more beer! That’ll teach him to stink! [/ezcol_1half]
Beware of tobacco smoking slugs!
Yeah it seems the little nasty slime coated buggers like to rest on your pipe stem or the filters of cigarettes. Since they are the same color as the filter paper they will end up in your mouth and what a rush that is! Almost like having someone else’s snot balls sloshing around in your mouth!
DON’T THINK ABOUT IT!
SPIT IT OUT IMEDIATELY!
DRINK MORE BEER!
Never say “NO” if the hung-over camp cook wants to put baked beans on your morning ham and cheese omelet! He just might trip you on the way to your next shower! Once is enough, just drink more Bloody Mary’s to wash it down!
If you’re over 40 don’t hesitate to bring a gasoline powered hydraulic wood splitter! Nothing like the feeling of ripping muscles and tendons to remind you of how old you really are! In this case stop what you are doing and drink more beer!
Camping is supposed to be a fun, relaxing, and enjoyable experience… not necessarily in that order, but if your camping experience doesn’t contain these three elements then you’re doing it all wrong!
Drink more BEER!
~Snarp
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