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I don’t know if I’ve ever been turbed before, but last night I was told that I was disturbing so I must have been at some point. I mean to be called disturbed would mean that I was removed or disassembled from a turb in order for me to be ‘dis-turbed’! So… what the hell is a ‘turb’ and is it a good thing or a bad thing to be one? Up until this point whenever someone told me I was disturbing I would thank them for noticing and would promise to be my very best at being so! But after last night I’ve had to rethink the whole process of being disturbing, and now YOU get to read about it! You’re welcome.
The lady that told me I was disturbing didn’t say that I was disturbing her, just that I was disturbing, so what this really means is that SHE was disturbed, maybe by ME but this still means that I wasn’t the disturbed one at all …SHE WAS! She didn’t say that I was disturbed, that would mean something or someone was disturbing me and it probably would have been HER! So, is it like a game of tag? “TAG, YOU’RE DISTURBED!” “Damn, I didn’t see that coming!” Hahaha! Would there be TAG BACKS in ‘Disturbed Tag’? The thing is I don’t even remember tagging her, and she was pretty hot so I think I’d remember that! Heh-heh!
I don’t think anyone has ever called me disturbing before, I would have rather she had told me that I was annoying, that I can accept without going into ‘verbiage analysis mode’ because I certainly can be annoying and sometimes even on purpose! [/ezcol_1half]
Hahaha! But now that she’s added disturbing to my mental status inventory, there’s certainly a chance that at any moment I may become disturbingly annoying and it won’t be my fault!
Then again, it might be better to be accused of being disturbingly annoying so that at least there would be a reason for them to be disturbed… by me being annoying! But just to say I’m disturbing doesn’t work for me, you’ll need to be a bit more specific, which might be hard since those who find me disturbing, as we’ve just learned, would be the ones that are actually disturbed and as we all know disturbed people don’t think right! So from now on if someone accuses me of being disturbing, I will continue to consider it a compliment, like I’m the ‘Disturb King’, and I would thank them for noticing and would promise to be my very best at being so!
This all may seem very complicated, but it’s actually quite simple, to accuse someone of being disturbing means that you admit to being the one that is disturbed, and if you do not venture to play ‘Disturbed Tag’ with the disturbingly annoying twisted fella, you won’t find yourself being ‘Annoyingly Disturbed Tagged Back’!
Just keep repeating to yourself that it’s better to be a ‘turb’ than to be a ‘turd’ and you should be just fine!
~Snarp
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