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I can’t count how many times over the years I've heard the phrase; “It can’t be done!” I’m a firm believer that whatever can be conceived, can be achieved!
Well there are a few exceptions to this rule maybe, like cybersex! How the hell do you type with just one hand? Do you like, go on down and do your business for a couple seconds, then come up to type some sexy words, then go back to do your business again and repeat? I'm thinking that would leave you with a very messy phone by the time you got ready to type the climax of things! Sheesh! Sounds like too much trouble to me, imagine trying to get all that goo out that’s stuck between the keys! :-O
If you really want to mess with someone, as soon as you’re done shaking their hand, tell them you just had cybersex and didn’t wash your hands! Then walk away and look back to see the look of bewildering horror on their face as you continue on your way!
Hahaha! 😀
Make time, that’s another thing that can’t be done. Next time your boss tells you to just make the time to do something, tell him “Snarp says that’s impossible!”
There’s a saying out there that says ‘the person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it!' This is especially true if they are having cybersex, or, if they are “shitting up a storm!” This can’t be done either! Just because it may sound like thunder, and their ass gets all wet, the aftermath isn’t anything like a storm, however you may wish a storm would come through to get rid of the stench and clean up the mess that this assbag just left all over your toilet! :-{
You especially don’t want to interrupt someone who’s both having cybersex AND shitting up a storm! [/ezcol_1half]And whatever you do, DO NOT ask to borrow their phone!!!
I could go on but I think I hear someone gagging so I’d better stop! 😉
So what are people really saying when they utter the words: “It can’t be done”? I don’t know about you, but when I come up with a good idea and someone tells me it can’t be done, that tells me that they think they're better than me! They don’t know how to do it, and because they think they're better than me, I shouldn’t know how to do it either!
“It’s never been done before.” Yeah that’s only because no one has done it yet dufus! So shut the hell up and climb back up your tree you hideous slime spewing puss hole!
Oh… Ahem… Uhh… sorry about that… sometimes I just go off when I think of how some people try to bring me down to their level of NOT thinking! I AM a thinker, and I’m very good at it, after all I've been doing it all my life!
Unfortunately not without continuous interruptions from over inflated slime spewing puss holes that only climb out of their dufus tree long enough to cough up some of their hideous necrophilia laden puss hole slime on anyone who dares to think of doing something that they can’t do!
Ahem… one second please and thank you… I’m ok now… this just goes to show that keeping me from thinking outside the box…
CAN’T BE DONE!
~Snarp
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