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Every once in a while, however long a while actually is, I find myself having a moment! Now this whole ‘moment’ thing is a little vague I think, first I have a ‘while’, then I get to have a ‘moment’! No one really knows how long a ‘while’ is, and no one knows what kind of ‘moment’ I might have! So…this means I have to wait for a ‘while’, no matter if I want to or not, or how long or short it will be, I have to wait for it before I can know what kind of ‘moment’ I’m going to have?

Now this could be a good moment or a bad moment! The problem with ‘moments’ are that if you actually get to have a good moment, nine times out of ten you’ll run into someone having a bad time which turns into a bad moment for them, and they can turn your good moment into a bad time also, which makes it a bad moment for you as well! This is not fair because if you want to have a bad moment you can usually get one of those just by peeing on somebody’s shoes! To really enhance the experience pee on their shoes while they’re wearing them, and get a little on their pant legs too if you want to make it a reeeally bad ‘moment’ in a hurry!

So then this means that I have to wait for a ‘while’ that I don’t know how long or short will be, in order to know if I’ll have a good moment or a bad moment! AND… if I get to have a good ‘moment’ and someone else has a bad ‘moment’ and then talks to me, they’ll turn my good ‘moment’ into a bad time then we’ll both be having a bad ‘moment’! Moments have a beginning and an end whether good or[/ezcol_1half]

bad, and we don’t want good moments to end but can’t wait for bad moments also.

However, in my own little world, where everybody loves me, I can also have ‘strange’ moments, good or bad, and even good or bad weird, odd, ab-n-n-normal, stupid and crazy moments too, and I’m not kidding either!

Another thing about moments is that you need to share them in order to gain the moments perspective, and sharing a good moment with others having a good moment will turn into a reeeally good moment, but sharing a good moment with a room full of bad moment people, like Geezers in a 'Geezer Farm' or crazy patients in a 'Crazy Farm', will turn your good moment into a bad time thus a bad moment! There is no guarantee that you’ll have a crazy moment if you're crazy, but it helps if you are and I should know!

Regardless if I’m having a strange, weird, odd, crazy, stupid, ab-n-n-normal, or a way out there moment, or even all of them at the same time, which has happened, I do my best to make it a good moment by having fun with it and you should too!

That’s why you love me and I’m not kidding either!

~Snarp
www.snarpfarkle.com