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“What would be the last thing you did just before you had the chance to think about what you would be doing after you realized that you really didn’t want to do it in the first place?” ~Snarp Farkle
One disturbing observation I make, as I trek throughout the earth, is that year after year I still find myself completely surrounded by... confused people! However I find confused people fascinating; their facial expressions are priceless after reading one of my articles! Hey if you’re going to be confused it might as well be for a good reason!
Part of my job is to roam the earth analyzing the whole world to guide you away from the world’s confusion traps, and I feel right now that it’s time for a cranial grey matter intervention! You are now faced with one of the most hideous of the confusion traps… the “Voting Year”!
It is my observation that the Voting Year is filled with several types of confused people! Every four years these several types of confused people are loosened upon the world to keep the world in a confused state so that they will continue to think that they can only make a difference if they accept the confused state of those that are presenting the very same confused state that they have presented every four years in the past!
The Voting Years may seem too complex to keep track of since they must be comprised of confused people confusing other people, but it’s actually a very simple strategy, lie to everybody about everything all the time while compelling as many other liars to lie too by convincing these liars that it’s ok to lie to the confused people to get them to accept the lies for the next four years! [/ezcol_1half]
It doesn’t matter if the confused people agree with the liars or the lied to liars because only the lied to liars lies will count! The confused people must, and eventually will, accept the lie that there is no lie for four more years by lying to themselves that they must accept the lie that there is no lie in order to keep their lied about liar’s toys!
BUT… there is only one acceptable liar allowed every four years to lie to everybody about everything all the time, however, the growing trend seems to lean towards the same liar’s liar being allowed to lie to everybody about everything all the time for four more years making it every eight years with the acceptable liars lies! The other liar’s lies will have to wait eight years to have their liar’s lies accepted by all the other liars, and then they get to lie to everybody all the time about everything for eight years!
One more confusing thing that I’ve observed is that each liar must take their turn every eight years to either start a liar’s war or end a liar’s war and lie to everybody that there is no liar’s war to lie about! Confused people are everywhere and if I don’t find any confused people I will make some! You see as long as confused people are confused there is no confusion of the fact that they are confused so they are docile and cannot harm anyone!
However some confused people become unconfused and upset the confusing people balance and so my services are again required to re-confuse the unconfused or else they won’t be allowed to vote!
~Snarp
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