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Memorial Day is approaching, not that it has legs or anything like that and it certainly can’t drive itself towards us… just saying!
It’s a day to remember dead people you’ve known that fought in wars! It’s a yearly reminder of how hideous wars are and how totally revolting it is that millions of people had to die over someone else’s stupid greediness! Celebrating war is stupid, but a necessary stupid I suppose, to remind future dead people what’s in store for them if they have to go to some other country and kill their stupid people!
War is stupid!
You’d think a day named like this would be cause for merriment for people with memory problems; I know that I always jump for joy at any opportunity to remember anything! I have ‘Addocdoicers’ (ad-dock-doy-see-ers), that’s when you’ve mixed (attention-deficit-disorder), (obsessive-compulsive-disorder), and (oh-I-can’t-even-remember-shit!), you end up with ADD+OCD+OICERS which is Addocdoicers! Hahaha!
I’m not complaining mind you, being a member of the Addocdoicers club has made my otherwise dull life rather humorous at times, like at the grocery store the other day when I was looking for what seemed like days for something, and by the time I found someone to ask I couldn’t remember what the hell it was I was looking for! But before I realized that, I had already uttered the dreaded Addocdoicers phrase; “Could you tell me where I can find… uh… umm… what aisle… uh… you know where that thing is that I can’t find?” Hahaha! You’d think I’d feel stupid after that, but [/ezcol_1half]that look of bewilderment on her face was priceless!!
I still can’t remember what the hell it was that I was looking for to this day! I’ve been scolded for not using my stupid smart phone to make a list of what I need from the store, I have used it a couple times but it started to make me feel like… well like what it means to be n-n-n-normal and we can’t have that!!
People who know me to be ‘TechnoGeekly’ have a hard time understanding that a guy who can repurpose just about anything into a useful item, and can build a super computer from the ground up, won’t use one to help him remember things! Well… I’ve got only one thing to say about that and as soon as I remember what it is I’ll tell you! Hahaha!
Being a proud, lifelong devoted member of the ‘Addocdoicers’ club, and a firm believer in ‘TechnoGeeklyism’, I’d have to build and strap a 400 pound ‘TechnoGeekly’ Reversed ‘Addocdoicers’ Super Computer on my back just to remember to go to the store yet alone remember what I needed there and that would deprive me of experiencing those precious moments of unintentional looks of bewilderment from the n-n-n-normal people I encounter there and we can’t have that!!
Gives Memorial Day a whole new meaning!
~Snarp
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