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There are a lot of discoveries I’ve made over the last hundred years, they get buried in my deep, cavernous mind, and some have fallen into the memory holes, but once in a while one will pop to the surface, and I can scoop it out with a garbage can lid and re-observe it, and feel the elation of the discovery all over again!

One such discovery resurfaced recently; “The 56 Second Discovery” and I would like to share it with you! Ready?

A lot of things can happen in a minute, but if you don’t have a minute to spare, try 56 seconds instead! A lot can still happen in 56 seconds and you won’t have the guilt of not having a minute to spare! Without the guilt of not having a minute to spare, you’ve just gained four seconds that you can feel better about yourself, guilt free, and all that in just 56 seconds! So all the four seconds that you save throughout your day adds up! That’s 240 seconds every hour and 5,760 seconds every 24 hours that you can feel better about yourself… GUILT FREE!!

Your’re Welcome!

Another 56 second discovery was made just recently while I was on an expedition. An expedition with a quest to solve the hideous; “Radiation-Proof-Liquid-Filled-Container-In-The-Wrong-Radiated-Position” mystery! This repulsive anonymity haunted me for weeks, and would happen every time I would place a radiation proof liquid holding container filled with un-radiated liquid, onto the automatic rotating table inside the radiation machine, and then set the radiation timer to precisely one minute by pressing the automatic one minute radiation and rotation timer start button![/ezcol_1half]

The radiation cycle would automatically begin along with the auto rotation of the automatic rotating table, radiating the un-radiated liquid in the radiation proof liquid holding container to the precise temperature that is expected after a one minute radiation cycle is completed!

However this particular radiation machine has a cool down radiation removal cycle that starts just as the automatic one minute radiation/rotation cycle completes, but this radiation removal cycle continues to rotate the automatic rotating table a few seconds more! This places the handle of the radiation proof liquid holding container all the way to the opposite side of the automatic rotating table, facing the back wall of the radiation chamber! This is unprofessional and just plain unacceptable!

I don’t want to have the danger of placing my hand into the radiation chamber while trying to rotate the radiation proof liquid holding container so that the handle is facing me again, so that I may safely remove the radiation proof liquid holding container, with the steaming hot radiated liquid, from the radiation chamber! Several weeks of placing the radiation proof liquid holding container in different positions on the automatic rotating table failed to achieve the desired results! I was forced to give up on the one button convenience and instead preset the timer to 56 seconds and then press the start button. It means pushing two more buttons, but I’m very particular about my reheated coffee!

~Snarp
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