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As you may remember in my last article, I ranted on and on about the approaching holiday season and I won’t spend too much time on it here but another one of my friends has been infected with the horrid… Holadaitrius Syndrome and it’s my duty to remind you of the dangers of this dreaded disease!
Back in 2008 I wrote an article about how I made the discovery of the “Holadaitrius” disease, which is pronounced (haul-uh-day-tree-us) and I named these poor infested people “Holdacians” that’s pronounced (haul-day-she-uns).
These Holdacians have an uncontrollable craving to display their Christmas holiday decorations in October and November way before the holiday is even close! These poor souls are generally harmless but can infect you and your family; you’ll know who they are because they will already have their tree up and/or by their Holdacian Yard Crap! Again I say… this is friggen November, it’s not December, why can’t November be for Thanksgiving like it’s supposed to be?
Ok moving right along now. I’m a pretty big fan of “The Walking Dead” TV show, you know, the one about a virus that turns humans into flesh eating zombies! I've been asked why I watch such blood and guts gore and to be honest with you if something like that ever really did happen, I'm gonna want to know how to friggen survive with my brain still intact!
I'm not kidding either!
I was told “That’s just not my cup of tea” which just totally warped the last working brain cell I had left for the day! I look to my left, I look to my right, I look up and I look down but there aren't any cups of tea anywhere to be found!
“What’s not your cup of tea?”
[/ezcol_1half]I don’t see any friggen cups of anything and I don’t recall seeing any zombies drinking friggen tea either! Why would anyone NOT holding or pointing at a cup of tea at the time say that to me?
Sheesh that’s twisted!
Anyways, this show rakes in millions of dollars and you get past the blood and gore after a few episodes. But something hit me while watching the last couple episodes and it wasn’t a shoe or a brick! Something just seemed familiar to me; sort of puzzling until I went to the Geezer Patch to see Pops, then I suddenly realized what it was… Zombies walk like Geezers and Geezers walk like Zombies! They both trip over stuff and constantly get in your way!
Hmmm… I could make my own PG zombie movie using lots of drugged up Geezers! Yeah instead of stabbing them in the eye with a tire iron all I'd have to do is slap them on the back of the head so their choppers flew out! Hahaha they would even sound like zombies when they'd try to talk and best of all they couldn’t eat me! I could call it “The Walking Geezers”! And for the kiddies I could make one titled “Scooby-Doo on Geezer Island”, then for my biker buddies “Chopper Chicks in Geezertown!” Then make one of a greedy sleazebag estate lawyer titled “Die You Geezer Bastards!”
Oh yeah I'll make millions whoohoo!
Hahaha this list could be endless! Night of the Living Geezer, Ninjas vs. Geezers, Dawn of the Geezers, I Was a Teenage Geezer, Swamp Geezers, Vengeance of the Geezers, Geezers vs. Strippers… uh… no… no that would be really bad!
~Snarp