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[ezcol_1half]I am a fountain of “Intellectual Stupidity”! I call it “Stupigence”, that’s short for having stupid intelligence! I can occasionally be stupid on demand, if requested, and I have been known to exhibit intelligent verbiages from time to time too, so the term fits!

Stupigence has helped me learn a great deal in life, like; I know that a spoon doesn’t know the taste of soup, and the early worm gets eaten. I also know not to fry bacon in the nude and that crowded elevators smell different to midgets! I know not to ever, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!

These are very helpful things for you to know and you should take notes, but these little tidbits aren’t really the best example of Stupigence; let me give you a better view!

For instance, I know that you cannot think that you are thinking! If you think that you can think that you are thinking, you really only think that you think that you can think that you're thinking!

And you cannot know that you are thinking about thinking, because if you think you know that you are thinking about thinking, aren’t you really just thinking you know that you are thinking about thinking?

Now if I was to say that I know that some of you, my wise and loyal readers, think all this is just stupid and contained no intelligence at all, even though I may be right, that would be an incorrect assumption on my part because I don’t really know what you are thinking since I know that you cannot think that you are thinking this is stupid!

If you think that you can think that you are thinking how stupid this is, you really only think that you think that you can think that you're thinking how stupid this is! [/ezcol_1half]

And you cannot know that you are thinking about thinking how stupid this is, because if you think you know that you are thinking about thinking how stupid this is, aren’t you really just thinking you know that you are thinking about thinking how stupid this is?

Think about THAT! Hahaha!

That just goes to show you, it’s never too late to learn something intellectually stupid!

It took me hours to get this right, so go ahead, tear it apart; you’ll see it’s all true!

Now for most of you it would be really hard to apply Stupigence into your daily life, but for me it just comes naturally, as some of you know after having conversations with me! Hahaha! But if I try to force it out of my cranial cavity grey matter in a heated moment, it fails me and I just sound… well stupid! I’m not kidding either!

This perplexes me sometimes since I figure that I have the Stupigence gene floating around in my DNA, and I’ve met others who seem to have Stupigence on demand! Perhaps it’s because I'm from Pluto, and being a Plutoid on Earth, it takes longer to transfer my thought patterns from the original storage facility! Hahaha!

You don’t have to have a four year degree in science, and probably don’t even have to have a great deal of scientific knowledge to know that this is some really weird crap!

I’m not kidding either!

~Snarp