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Trying to watch a Geezer Movie with my Geezer the other day was quite annoying to say the least, and I’m not kidding either!
They had him in the ‘Big Geezer Room’ watching the 1940’s version of Dr. Jeckle and Mr. Hyde when I arrived, Ummm… maybe I should call it the ‘Geezer Big Room’, it’s not very likely you’ll find many “Big” Geezers at your local Geezer Patch, but I’m sure if they did grow them big they’d have to have a special room too, just can’t have them going around stomping or peeing on all the little Geezers now can we?
Anyways, we’re in the; ‘Geezer Big Room’ watching the movie, the only other people there were two other sleeping Geezers, the movie started to get interesting, I was just starting to get into it when all of a sudden it got hard to hear the damn movie! Too much background noise from the room filling up with about a thousand Female Yakking Geezers making it impossible for a guy with a bad ear to hear the TV! Okay, maybe only 10, but it seemed like a thousand!!!
Hmm… I think I should clarify; it’s not like my ear was ‘BEING’ bad or ‘ACTING’ bad, my ear doesn’t need scolding, ears can’t flip people off for instance, and please don’t try to flip people off with your ears, you’ll break your neck!
I’m not kidding!
Even though I wanted to flip off the hoard of Yakking Geezers who interrupted my movie watching capabilities, I didn’t but I really wanted to, especially the three Yakkers that wheeled themselves right up close to the back of my chair! There is a whole empty room in front of me! Sheesh![/ezcol_1half]
Anyways, I know my articles have become somewhat negative lately, and I usually try to find the positive side to all my encounters so as not to end up being a negative person, because negative people really suck!
So what could possibly be the positive side of having my ‘movie watching with the Geezer capabilities’ so rudely interrupted by a thousand Female Yakking Geezers who are probably merrily singing to themselves the old jingle “Plop-Plop-Fizz-Fizz-Oh-What-A-Relief-It-Is” whilst they pee in their depends adult diapers, whom of course I’m not allowed to flip off with or without using my ears?
Well… since I don’t watch TV at all, unless it’s with my Geezer, they broke my fixation to the tube so I wouldn’t get trapped in the TV zombie infestation zone again, thusly preventing harm to my cranial grey matter substance allowing me to carry on through the day without TV zombie infestation!
Thanks, Old Female Yakking Geezers, for saving my brain!!!
So as you can see, there is a positive side to everything you encounter, you just have to look for it, and when you finally do find it you can carry on the rest of the day singing to yourself; “Plop-Plop-Fizz-Fizz-Oh-What-A-Relief-It-Is” as you skip along life’s path, knowing that you beat down the negative monster that was trying to creep into your cranial grey matter and ruining your day!
You’re welcome!
~Snarp
www.snarpfarkle.com