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In my last article titled ‘Why You Do’, many questions came up as to not just why you do but when you do and who you do! Then again, when you do who you do, do you do who you do or do they do you when they do who they do? Very perplexing indeed! I’m thinking about all this as I was driving to the drug store to get drugs, then the lady behind the counter that took 20 minutes to get to me says, “How do you do?”, and my immediate response was, “How do I do what?”
“Uh… How can I help you?” was her perplexed response, and mine was, “I don’t know until you tell me what it is that you want to know how I do, and then I’ll know if I need any help!” She gave a slight chuckle while looking down shaking her head as she leaned on the counter with both hands. At this point I figured that she was either going to play along, or stab me in the eye with that pencil that she was tapping on the counter and tell me to leave!
“I was just asking how you were feeling today, but obviously you’re feeling pretty strange!” she said! “Hahaha, well thank you for noticing!”; I had to stop there because the n-n-n-normal people that were waiting in line behind me were getting restless, and we all know that restless n-n-n-normal people can go hostile at any moment! And the lady behind me was quite large and beastly looking; I could feel her breath on the back of my neck when she would give an angry sigh every few seconds, which smelled a lot like garlicky [/ezcol_1half]
rotten onion fish soup! And I did NOT want her to start losing her mind and yell at me with THAT breath!
Whew-wee, I certainly hope it didn’t smell like poop when she ate it! She certainly was not a n-n-n-normal person, more like a s-s-s-strange n-n-n-normal person, she definitely had the herd mentality though! For her I would ask; “Why do you eat poo before you do who you do, or does who you do not want to do you because you eat poo before you do who you do, and they do not do you when they do who they do because you eat poo?” “If so why do you do the poo if who you do is not doing you when they do who they do because you eat poo?” But I will NOT ask her that because she would have to say something and melt my face with her garlicky rotten onion fish poo soup breath!
I’m going to go home and pour lighter fluid on the back of my neck and set it on fire to get rid of that nasty feeling of garlicky rotten onion fish poo soup breath particles eating my neck skin!
How do you do what you do when you do who you do is none of my business, but I’m pretty sure that why we do who we do is because of how they do what they do when they do who they do too!
~Snarp
www.snarpfarkle.com