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I'm sure you remember how I've ranted in the past about seeing Christmas stuff being displayed in the stores in October BEFORE Halloween, and about how I dislike being in the Halloween section of a store going down aisle after aisle looking at creepy things like skeletons, witches, zombies, cobwebs and grave stones, and then turn into the next aisle and get blasted with displays of cute little Christmas crap, like fake angels, fake pine trees and fake snowmen holding fake presents sitting in fake snow!
You’d think I’d catch on by now! It’s like… BLAM!!! I go from scary to cutesy in just a matter of seconds… it was very disturbing and I'm disturbed enough already and I think you’ll agree that I don’t need to be anymore disturbed, I could have had a friggen brain hemorrhage and caused the caverns to cave in! My god I could have been trapped in there for days! That’s a really disturbing thought! I'm not kidding either!!
It’s like what if I took those creepy little kids from the movie “Children of the Corn” and the cute little rapid doggy named “Cujo” and showed up at the store’s Christmas parties? I bet they would think that was pretty disturbing now wouldn't they? Sheesh!
Now it’s been a long time since I really sat down to watch a good poop-in-your-pants spooky movie, [/ezcol_1half]
mostly because for quite a while there hasn’t been any new movies with a decent plot to get me interested. How many sequels’ can you watch of “Texas Chainsaw Massacre”, or “Carrie”, and “SAW” what are we up to now anyways SAW 49? Sheesh how about making something different damnit!
Now I can handle most creepy things I run across. After all I do have a few kids and a boat load of grandkids so I know creepy! Heh-heh-heh!
Come to think of it, something is just not right about those spooky movies with creepy little kids in them, you know, the ones with the glowing eyes who hide in the shadows and jump out to say “BOO” and molest people when they walk by! No matter how ready you are for them to jump out they still scare the crap out of you!
What's up with that? Rotten little bastards!!!
This year I took a break and went back to some older movies to get my creep on. I found the original 1960 Alfred Hitchcock’s ‘Psycho’ and ‘Evil Dead 2’, ‘Army of Darkness which is ‘funny creepy’ and “Fire in the Sky” a true story about an alien abduction, then of course there’s the Walking Dead series to get my zombie on!
A couple things that kinda creeped me out recently, there’s a new mask out of a large angry baby’s head for adults that just gives me the heebeejeebee’s, and the phrase “Don’t let the bedbugs bite” takes on a whole new meaning for me when I heard Norman Bates say it to the girl he was about to slash!
Hey it’s Friggen Halloween! Get out there and scare something even if it’s yourself!
~Snarp