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This article is dedicated to one of my classmates, Tammy, and her stupid cancer! Umm… not saying she has ‘stupid’ cancer, like mind wise, even though so many do and maybe I’ve been accused of having at times, I just think all cancer is stupid!

This article was a little hard to write, and is not intended for the open minded impaired, so if you end up getting offended by this article then you haven’t read enough of my articles to judge me, so poo-poo on you! Ha-ha-ha!

Have you ever noticed that it doesn’t matter what we think about, or write about or talk about, someone will get offended and it’s not our fault! The word “offend”, like so many words in the English language, is really made up of four words shortened to two words, “off” and “end” and I’m not kidding either!

Think about it; ‘off-blank-blank-end’, there are only two words that fit there and those are, ‘the-deep’! ‘Off-the-deep-end’! Then the word offense would be; ‘off-the-fence’! So if you were to take offense to something I came up with, then… you fell ‘off-the-fence’ and then became off-end-ed, which is ‘off-the-deep-end-dead’, so that would mean that you fell off the fence into the deep end dead! “I”… do not want to be held responsible for you falling off the fence into the deep end dead! I don’t care if you fall off the fence into the deep end, that would be funny, just don’t blame me if you die! [/ezcol_1half]

By now I hope you think all this is nonsense, and silly, because it is! It’s just as silly and nonsensical as being offended by me which, in my twisted deep cavernous mind, means that you’re blaming me for you being closed minded! It’s not up to me to open and close minds, twisting maybe, but some minds should just stay closed, at least we’ll know that they are contained! I have enough to do with my own deep cavernous mind, and I don’t need other voices in my head telling me what I should believe! I have only one voice in my head and it’s mine, and that sucker is just as weird and crazy as I am!

Thinking inside the box is all about dying between birth and death, thinking outside the box is all about living between birth and death, both are called life but one lives free of guilt and fear, while the other is bound by it! The ones who are dying between birth and death are living to die and fear death, while the ones living between birth and death are living to the very second they are not! Neither life is easy, but living each day until I don’t sounds a whole lot better to me!

Man that was deep! Hahaha!

Thinking outside the box is much easier than trying to explain to someone why you do!

I’m not kidding either!

~Snarp
www.snarpfarkle.com