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[ezcol_1half]This is an old article from 2011 but still a favorite to many of my loyal readers, the orininal title was IGIDDYGAGA! Enjoy…
I coined the phrase “IGIDDYGAGA” to express myself when somebody would say something to me that I either couldn’t hear or couldn’t understand what they were saying. I’ve since used it for a variety of choice occasions and no matter what someone says to me I can just say “IGIDDYGAGA” in whatever tone of voice would go well with the conversation.
So if someone were to annoyingly say to me from across the room, “Snarp, egabla bla bla bla?”, that’s what it would sound like to me anyways, I can just say “IGIDDYGAGA” in a reassuring tone of voice, which they can’t really hear me say either and they will leave me alone! Or if someone gets in my way I just say “IGIDDYGAGA” in an irritating tone of voice, and after they give me a strange look, they get out of my way… one word, problem solved!
Most of the employees and some of the patrons here comprehend my ‘one word says all’ philosophy and respond accordingly. Some have even adapted a variation in response to my “IGIDDYGAGA”, like “GAGAGIGIDDY” which is kind of weird but hey… whatever! I mostly use it when people ignore me as if I were invisible, I just blurt out “IGIDDYGAGA” and ‘presto-change-o’ I become visible again!
My ‘one word says all’ philosophy has served me well so far but I have yet tried to use it to get a date or in an intimate situation, that should prove interesting during climax… “IGIDDY… IGIDDY… IGIDDY… GAAAAA-GAAAA”!
Heh-Heh I’ll probably get in trouble for that one!
Anyways, developing my ‘one word says all philosophy’ has its uses, I can put choice words in between the “IGIDDY” and the “GAGA” to further enhance my meaning, like “IGIDDY-DAMN-GAGA” [/ezcol_1half]
when someone tries to tell me I’m wrong, or “IGIDDY-UP YOUR-GAGA” when I want to express a warning to an annoying assbag! I haven’t had much luck at the local gas station though. When asked if I want a receipt for instance and I say “IGIDDYGAGA”, I get “Did you just say ‘Lady Gaga’?” Sheesh!
However I’ve noticed during the course of our human existence we are sometimes reluctantly forced into making life altering decisions.
THIS IS NOT COOL!
Just when you get comfortable with your wretched miserable existence… again, out of the blue there’s new stuff to cram into your already sweltering grey matter!
Who wrote “The Rule Book Of Life” anyways?
Like skid marks in dark colored underwear, just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean “The Rule Book Of Life” doesn’t exist! It must because you are constantly told that, “You can’t do that”, or “You can’t say that”, or “You can’t go there”, or “You can’t have that”!
CAN’T-CAN’T-CAN’T-CAN’T-CAN’T!
Then all of a sudden life altering decisions come along and you are told that “You must do that”, or “You must say that”, or “You must go there”, or “You must have that”!
MUST- MUST- MUST- MUST- MUST!
Oh yeah? I got one thing to say about all that…
“IGIDDY-FRIGGEN-GAGA!”
~ Snarp
www.snarpfarkle.com