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It’s been said that we are all but mere passengers on this thing we call earth. That sounds simple enough but I have some questions. Earth is kind of handy to walk on, but if I fall down why don’t I get Earthy instead of dirty?
Earth is kind of important, it’s very sturdy and I know this because construction crews have tried to move it for years with Earth Movers but it’s still in the same place! I HAVE known some hot little redheads that could move heaven AND earth though, but it’s always right back in place when I come to so that’s good!
Earth formed around 4.54 billion years ago and took 20 million years to do it! Thanks Earth… GOOD JOB! Even though it’s been agreed upon that I may really be from Pluto, I like Earth, except… falling down in it because I get all earthy, but I think I’ll stay a while! “What on earth...!” “I heard that!” So sorry, now I’ll stay a while LONGER booger face! Ha-ha-ha!
OK where was I… umm… Oh yeah, GOOD JOB EARTH, glad you made it! Now if the Earth could talk, what do you think it would say? The Earth would probably want to know… “What in the World are you people doing?” One of my phyos… plyosi… py… a belief of mine is that the Earth and the World are two different things! I’m not kidding either! The difference between the Earth and the World is that the Earth knows it’s not the World, but the World thinks it IS the Earth! [/ezcol_1half]
It’s simple math really, the Earth is millions and millions and billions of years old… how old is the World? What, 20…40… 50,000 years old? Even if the World was 100,000 years old that is like a flea on the back of the Earth and it’s had fleas before! Damn fleas, filthy little creatures, I wonder if there’s any on Pluto? Hmmm…
My point is that the Earth has seen many Worlds come and go and has never done anything to try to destroy one, it’s just being Earth and doing… earthy things! It’s just doing what planets do, and when it’s time it will just move on whether the World thinks it should or not!
The World has billions of Worldlings and only a handful of Earthlings, but as far as the Earth is concerned it just has billions of Earthlings! Damn filthy little creatures but they’re all still Earthlings and have nowhere else to go! The Earth cannot take care of the World but the World can take care of the Earth, it just needs to want to and we all how well THAT’S going!
Earth Day is coming so Merry Friggen Earth Day, now go out there and be Earthy and do some earthy things and don’t be a stinking filthy flea, be an Earthling for a day at least, but wear a flea collar just in case!
I’m not kidding either!
~Snarp
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